Jeff Dunham+Penut Xmas story by KairixXion, literature
Literature
Jeff Dunham+Penut Xmas story
JD: Okay Penut right now were going to do something a little different
P: -gasp- Your gonna be funny? Its a christmas miracle! Lets all hold hands and sing Kumbaya
JD: No what i'd like to do is somehing thats been a tradition in my family for many years.
P: Were going to get drunk and throw up.
JD: No what i'd like to do is i'd like to read everyone the story The Night Before Christmas
P: Haha nooo...
JD: This will be good
P: No it will suck
JD: It will be fine
P: no
JD:ye-
P: No
(they keep interrupting each other)
(Jeff takes out the book)
P: What you have the book? Oh my lord! (looks at audience) i am so sorry :) (looks at Jef